婚礼傲客

The Wedding Crashers，一出有血有肉的爱情喜剧。

婚礼总是讨巧的喜剧或浪漫题材，Four Weddings And A Funeral、My Best Friend's Wedding、My Big Fat Greek Wedding、The Wedding Singer等等。

每一部喜剧都有自己的特点，有的喜得无厘头，有的喜得意味深长，有的喜得天衣无缝。

那么这部The Wedding Crashers，介于三者之间。

粗口、低俗笑话、裸露必不可少，喜剧早已从卓别林式转变为American Pie式，不过该片不像前者那么瞎搞，毕竟两名主角的身份是律师而非高中学生。

非常喜欢开头。

Owen Wilson和Vince Vaughn扮演的律师John和Jeremy，让一对前来办理离婚财产协议并且争吵不断的夫妇回想约会时的美好，而这些美好回忆只是为了让他们可以心平气和地离婚。

John和Jeremy都不相信爱情。

特别是Jeremy的那段解释为何他不要relationship的台词，拗口、绝妙。

It's very difficult trying to read the situation，恐怕说出了不少人的心声。

I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair. 之后一段两人恶闯他人婚礼的片段，变幻交叉的画面仿佛幻灯片，节奏快速也符合婚礼的欢快气氛，并且意喻两人快进快出，参加完婚礼搞定某个女人后就从此消失。

影片同时也不乏优美镜头，在John和Claire不知不觉相恋时，用俯视的近景镜头来拍摄他们各自夜不能眠，处理得很好。

而财政部长Cleary一家的古怪在令人捧腹之余，也可以算是美国社会各种问题的缩影。

神经质的同性恋艺术家儿子Todd、暴力到歇斯底里的未婚夫Zack、性生活无法得到满足的母亲Kathleen、40岁还和和母亲同住的Crasher高手Chazz等等，总之，都很变态。

财政部长、父亲William的扮演者Christopher Walken，把部长的严肃、政治家的心机、父亲对于女儿的关怀都表现出来了。

此前他曾参演过Catch Me If You Can、Sleepy Hollow、Batman Returns、Pulp Fiction等很多影片，演技不容小觑。

配乐很好，而为讨女生欢心在婚礼上为小孩子做气球玩具、和小孩子一起跳交谊舞这样的桥段，也不失温馨。

沙滩、碧海、豪屋，一切浪漫欢喜的元素都齐备。

爱情、友情、亲情的情节架构，也都恰如其分，温和演绎。

So, relax yourself and crash the movie! And, i bet you will find fun in it.p.s.The Rules of Wedding CrashingRule #1: Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own.Rule #2: Never use your real name.Rule #3: When crashing an Indian wedding, identify yourself as a well-known immigrant officer or a county lawyer.Rule #4: No one goes home alone.Rule #5: Never let a girl come between you and a fellow crasher.Rule #6: Do not sit in the corner and sulk. It draws attention in a negative way. Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms.Rule #7: Blend in by standing out.Rule #8: Be the life of the party.Rule #9: Whatever it takes to get in, get in.Rule #10: Invitations are for pussies.Rule #11: Sensitive is good.Rule #12: When it stops being fun, break something.Rule #13: Bridesmaids are desperate: console them.Rule #14: You're a distant relative of a dead cousin.Rule #15: Fight the urge to tell the truth.Rule #16: Always have an up-to-date family tree.Rule #17: Every female wedding guest deserves a wedding night.Rule #18: You love animals and children.Rule #19: Toast in the native language if you know the native language and have practiced the toast. Do not wing it.Rule #20: The older the better, the younger the better (see Rule below)Rule #21: Definitely make sure she's 18.Rule #22: You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. Period. No overtime.Rule #23: There's nothing wrong with having seconds. Provided there's enough women to go around.Rule #24: If you get outed, leave calmly. Do not run.Rule #25: You understand she heard that but that's not what you meant.Rule #26: Of course you love her.Rule #27: Don't over drink. The machinery must work in order to close.Rule #28: Make sure there's an open bar.Rule #29: Always be a team player. Everyone needs a little help now and again.Rule #30: Know the playbook so you can call an audible.Rule #31: If you call an audible, always make sure your fellow Crashers know.Rule #32: Don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely sure that they have a pulse.Rule #33: Never go back to your place.Rule #34: Be gone by sunrise.Rule #35: Breakfast is for closers.Rule #36: Your favorite movie is "The English Patient".Rule #37: At the reception, one hard drink or two beers max. A drunk crasher is a sloppy crasher.Rule #38: Girls in hats tend to be proper and rarely give it up.Rule #39: The way to a woman's bed is through the dance floor.Rule #40: Dance with old folks and the kids. The girls will think you're "sweet."Rule #41: Never hit on the bride -- it's a one way ticket to the pavementRule #42: Try not to break anything, unless you're not having fun.Rule #43: At the service, sit in the fifth row. It's close enough to wedding party to seem like you're an invited guest. Never sit in the back. The back row just smells like crashing.Rule #44: Create an air of mystery that involves some painful experience when interacting with the girl you're after. But don't talk about it.Rule #45: Always remember your fake name! Rehearse it in advance and make sure you know your fellow Crasher's code-name as well!Rule #46: The Rules of Wedding Crashing are sacred. Don't sully them by "improvising."Rule #47: You forgot your invitation in your rush to get to the church.Rule #48: Make sure all the single women at the wedding know you're there because you've just suffered either a terrible breakup or the death of your fiancée.Rule #49: Always work into the conversation: "Yeah, I have tons of money. But how does one buy happiness?"Rule #50: Be pensive! It draws out the "healer" in women.Rule #51: Always pull out in time.Rule #52: Tell any woman you're interested in that you'd love to stay put but you promised to help out at the homeless shelter today.Rule #53: It's time to put your Drama Lessons in practice! Get choked up during the service. The girls will think you're "sensitive". Bring a slice of onion or artificial tears if necessary.Rule #54: Avoid virgins. They're too clingy.Rule #55: If pressed, tell people you're related to Uncle John. Everyone has an Uncle John.Rule #56: Don't fixate on one woman. ALWAYS have a back-up.Rule #57: When seeing a rival Crasher, do not interact: merely acknowledge each other with a tug on the earlobe and gracefully move on.Rule #58: The Ferrari's in the shop.Rule #59: If two rival crashers pick the same girl, the crasher with the least seniority will respectfully yield.Rule #60: No "chicken dancing": no exceptions.Rule #61: When crashing out of state, request permission from the local Wedding Crasher chapter.Rule #62: No more than two weddings a weekend. More and your game gets sloppy. You'll also attract unwanted notice.Rule #63: Bring an extra umbrella when it rains. Courtesy opens more legs than charm.Rule #64: Always save room for cake.Rule #65: When your crash partner fails, you fail. No man is an island.Rule #66: Smile! You're having the time of your life.Rule #67: Mix it up a little. You can't always be the man with the haunted past.Rule #68: Dance with the Bride's grandmother.Rule #69: No sex on the altar. Confessionals, okay. Chair lofts, better.Rule #70: Two shutouts in a row? It's time to take a week off. Ask yourself: what is it that is getting in the way of my happiness?Rule #71: Research, research, research the wedding party. And when you are done researching, research some more.Rule #72: Studies have shown that women have a more developed sense of smell. Breath mints: small cost, big yield.Rule #73: Keep interactions with the parents of the bride and groom to a minimum.Rule #74: In case of emergency, refer to the rulebook.Rule #75: Girls in hats tend to be proper and rarely give it up.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Rule #77: Carry extra protection at ALL times.Rule #78: The unmarried female rabbi: is she fair game? Of course she is.Rule #79: The tables furthest from the kitchen always get served first.Rule #80: Stop, look, listen. At weddings. In life.Rule #81: Occasionally bring a gift: you're getting sex without having to buy dinner, so you can afford a blender.Rule #82: Always think ahead but always stay in the moment. Reconcile this paradox and you'll not only get the girl, you might also get peace of mind.Rule #83: Don't let the ring bearer bum your smokes. His parents may start to ask questions.Rule #84: Stay clear of the wedding planner. They may recognize you and start to wonder.Rule #85: Don't use the "I have two months to live" bit: not cool, not effective.Rule #86: Shoes say a lot about the man.Rule #87: Always choose large weddings. More choice. Easier to blend.Rule #88: You're from out of town. ALWAYS.Rule #89: Know something about the place you say you are from, whether be from another US state or another country. Texas is too-played out. For some reason, England, Germany or even New Hampshire seem to work. Master the accents convincingly, and you've nailed them!Rule #90: Of course you dream of one day having children.Rule #91: Never dance to "What I Like About You." It's long past time to let that song go. Someone will request it at every wedding. Don't dance to it. No matter how hot the girl.Rule #92: Tell the bride's friends and family that you are family of the groom and visa-versa.Rule #93: Only take one car. You never know when you'll need to make a fast escape.Rule #94: Deep down, most people hate themselves. This knowledge is the key to most bedroom doors.Rule #95: Try not to show off on the dance floor. This means you Jeremy.Rule #96: Etiquette isn't old-fashioned. It's sexy.Rule #97: Catholic weddings: the classic dilemma: painfully long ceremony: horny girls.Rule #98: The newspaper Wedding Announcements are your racing form. Choose carefully.Rule #99: Be judicious with cologne. Citrus tones are best.Rule #100: Save the tuxes for "the big show" only.Rule #101: Avoid women who were psychology majors in college. There is no kind of woman more clingy and persistent than a psychologist investigating your story later on.Rule #102: No periwinkle colored ties, please.Rule #103: Always have an early "appointment" the next morning.Rule #104: Be well groomed and well-mannered.Rule #105: Never cockblock a fellow Crasher. Cockblocking an invited guest--okay.Rule #106: Eat plentiful, digest your food. You'll need the energy later.Rule #107: Know when to abandon ship if it ain't floating.Rule #108: Know your swing and salsa dancing. Girls love to get twisted around.Rule #109: Always carry an assortment of place cards to match any wedding design.Rule #110: Make sure your magic trick and balloon animal skills are not rusty. If the kids love it, the girls will too.Rule #111: Never have sex with bride or groom's mother even if she is the hottest bombshell at the wedding. Just control yourself.Rule #112: Have FUN! It's why you're there!Rule #113: Don't look for opportunities; make them.Rule #114: 3-4 months to wedding crash--funerals are year round!Rule #115: Never walk away from a crasher in a funny jacket. (The rule that Jeremy makes up to insult John)

我记得“WEDDING CRASHERS”里的一句话：真爱就是能令你灵魂能感受共鸣的那种情感。

在它面前，你会变得恍惚，即使心里计划好的说话，也全无用处。

婚礼上的每一个人都可能是演员。

主动被动的去将人生的戏演完。

傲客，无疑就是演员中的演员。

只见外表严肃的Vince Vaughn沦为陪衬，一个高大全的名门正派家庭暗地里个个十级疯狂，橄榄球，打猎嚣张的倒霉蛋开始总是很欠扁。

苦头从眼药水开始，阿门！

那一对活宝姐妹花，金牌傲客杀手。

一个祖传，一个偏方，意想不到的归宿。

Owen Wilson的大鼻子比以前顺眼许多，爱与谎言的转折波澜不惊，一个心倦男眼里希冀，竭力以心献技。

直到无敌“葬礼傲客”超眩登场，无与伦比不露声色左右通杀谁与争锋。

不知续集何时出殡？

量导演不敢编一个有脑分手结局来挨过期的番茄鸡蛋瘾，笃定有情人眷属，好友依旧，大圆满谢幕。

现实的婚礼怎么全是一个固定情节的一场秀？

点不燃的烟拼不完的酒，换几套记不住的新衣，和不识的陌生人寒暄客套。

全不如老外的祝词有意思，三番四次看“四个婚礼一个葬礼”的片段重演。

内容花样百出，可以是好友的眼中新人旧事，可以是亲人的温暖祝福，也可以幽默一记，将来未必活在童话里，现在却是一瞬间的幸福定格，倦了也罢，好奇也罢，都可以在那一支镜头前记录下这珍贵难忘的祝福。

每一次参加亲友的婚宴，精彩各不相同，没有冷场，只有难忘的一张张幸福的笑脸，印象中Y的婚礼比较象演唱会，新人唱，主持人唱，双方还有代表上台唱，想起之前Y更对我说，要不要来一首“爱在深秋”啊？

S的婚礼属于我最接近醉的一次，很感动，因为他说了一句略俗的友情宣言。

T的婚礼野蛮有余，T沉浮在一群灌酒一族中，过程简直就象一场关于“三八线”划分谈判。

L的婚礼比较按部就班，吹泡泡机的小工一个摇机器，一个开风扇，摄像师象总指挥，司仪从北京说到上海的公式祝词。

W的婚礼属于谁都没节目的无懈可闹，因为W自己就是闹王之王。

H的就很“可怕”，因为他娶了一个音乐老师，然后那些由师范蹦出来的齐天大圣们，将现场变成了童年的幼儿园。

虽然“教师”的“恐怖”指数低于“会计”，“医务人员”，但也是最不适合共同度过的三甲职业。

H的婚礼我被“同桌人”抢走了那张“半梦半醒之间”，H的婚礼全程有ALAN提供伴奏想法的确值得考虑，虽然由于场地设备问题还是没有成功。

Z的婚礼是最新参加的一次，很生活化，中国特色，心平气和目睹人间烟火。

每每出席一场婚礼宴席，可遇不可求的非那些照片莫属，算是一件外星人搞得到的任务。

当中经历了几次照片意外之后，为了在胶卷上长久留下当天和新人的幸福一刻，还有与难得邂逅一起长大的同志重逢一刻，于是习惯了带上自己的照相机，期待下次的BENQ出场。

不必从别人的婚礼里获得对真挚爱情的信心，也无需要等待别人给的太多幸福。

每一个人都是独立又关联的活着，至少在那魔幻的一刻我们都将明白什么才是格林童话。

在很久很久以前，直到很远很远的未来。

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未来岳母要你摸她mimi，喜欢的女人是别人的未婚妻，家庭成员变态又同性恋。

你仔细想想如上的每一条，设想下这些事儿发生在你的周围，你会是什么感觉，什么态度？

这片子将这些生命之重都悉数调侃！

让人感觉这都没什么大不了的，你要做的只是去追寻自己的幸福快乐。

有这样的生活态度，你的前行还会畏惧什么？

不论你藏着什么秘密，你都会如释重负。

编剧导演无脑也就罢了，反正我们大多也不认识没听说过。

可气的是这么多优秀的演员，枉费了观众的喜爱——比如我是冲Owen Wilson找到的这个——不懂得挑挑剧本再接片吗！！！

是不是前面都没动脑子，到了首映式才知道整个故事是啥！

前面分明很不错的典型好莱坞式爱情喜剧，竟然越来越荒唐和拖沓，万劫不复地滑向了烂片的深渊。

虽然前面也不少节奏不对的地方，但是，男主被揭发、灰溜溜地离开人家的度假屋之后，冲到女主订婚宴上却压根没见着、只是被揍了一顿，这个场景就告结束——顿时，我彻底绝望了。

接着只剩下要看它能烂到何等地步……此时居然还在他和蹭婚同伙之间莫名其妙扯出一场号称旷日持久的矛盾？！！！

没道理，也没人会关心。

而且，全片扯进太多莫名其妙的人物后面却不加利用，等于铺了无数没用的线索。

原以为会用不检点的议员老婆做文章——比如，应该设计半夜Wilson溜到Rachael Adams门前犹豫片刻没进去，回来图中却撞见她，纠缠一番引发误会；黑人管家本可以发挥更有趣的作用，但只是在订婚宴时把男主带进后门就没戏份儿了；男2号对着神父叨叨了半天，神父光点头不说话的样子，应该后面发现他并非神父，或者根本听不到，或者不懂英语之类，没想到只是个多嘴告状的；女主的两个弟弟都像议员妻子一样，开头仿佛有用，后面不了了之，完全该删掉的人物。

更离奇的是结尾突然冒出一个新人物，很久以前被提到过，这时候出现本尊，可以好好做一番讽刺和升华，但是给他的戏份和出镜次数未免太多。

如果这时候安排他只出现在一场戏里效果就会好很多。

欧文·威尔逊 文斯·沃恩,都是我喜欢的喜剧演员.但是在这部电影中,我却实实在在的被和他俩对戏的两位女主角迷住了.瑞秋·麦克亚当斯,看这部电影之前,我对她的印象还停在<<贱女孩>>里的那个高傲的女生.但是在这部电影中第一眼看到她,真的让我眼前一亮,原来她也可以那么甜美.艾拉·菲舍尔,你要知道,她可是76年生的,但是在片中把那个任性的小女儿真是演活了,说实话,她留给我的印象比瑞秋·麦克亚当斯还要深刻.至于影片,去看看吧,至少在我看来,这是一部非常棒的喜剧...

不久以前收到个同事转来的邮件，是个自称上班族的人写的，主要内容是怎样在钱柜吃到不要钱的自助餐，包括混进去的时间，随口提及的包房号码，以及蔬菜和水果怎么搭配等等都有建议，据说屡试屡中万无一失。

本来当笑话看的，直到有一周末和同事在钱柜大堂等位久不得的时候，忽然认真起来，觉得真应该鼓捣一伙人来吃穷这万恶的黑店。

最近新闻里也有曝光另一事，说到城市里有一群破落户，黄道吉日里经常去蹭别人家的婚宴，反正女方问就说是男方的亲友，男方问就说是女方的同学，至于新郎新娘的名字怎么搞到？

晕，酒店入口的大牌子上不是明明白白写着呢吗？

慢慢有了气候，被媒体以XX一族来称呼了。

当时就觉得这个题材很适合冯大导，盖因冯导总是对市井题材极为热衷，可惜冯导去忙《夜宴》了，夜宴，婚宴，一字之差。

这便宜就让美国人占了，原来美国也有这样的人，而且更狠，不光蹭吃，还敢打包（顺便将伴娘泡走），拍了这部《婚礼傲客》，还是今年票房的大赢家。

主角是两个不愁温饱的离婚律师，假期就合伙蹭婚礼，主要是为了泡妞，因为“婚礼上的单身女性触景伤情是完全失去抵抗能力的”，看看，多么精准的insight啊！

当然最后会回到真爱这个大俗结局上，美国片嘛，笑完哭完比中国电影还要主旋律。

导演David Dobkin，成龙《上海正午》Shanghai Knights 的那个导演。

两个男主演，Owen Wilson，《上海正午》里和成龙搭戏的那个金头发，小时候鼻子被人打断过的那个。

Vince Vaughn，现在很红的喜剧演员,《疯狂躲避球》和《史密斯夫妇》都有他。

两人搭档，胡说八道，可笑的地方还是挺多的。

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去年的美国票房黑马，看来果然轻松好玩。

追女仔的故事，再怎么看也不会腻的呀。

一对沙煲兄弟，专门混进别人的婚礼，骗吃骗喝之余，最大目的居然是泡姊妹团的漂亮MM，而且屡屡得手，让人看得牙痒痒的同时，不免羡慕得紧啊。

当然了，美式传统，到最后自然是游戏中见真情，无心插柳柳却找到真爱，让浪子变回痴情男，皆大欢喜。

这种故事最是讨喜，男女观众通杀，婚礼又是我们在银幕上最乐见的场面，衣香鬓影，歌舞升平，还有感动的爱的宣言，编剧真会算计啊。

不过要是这两位婚礼骗子跑到中国来，怕是要处处碰钉子的。

你看我们的婚宴，新人一早就要站在门口迎接宾客，接受礼金和合照是例行公事，辨认客人真伪该是另一目的吧，呵呵。

到得入席，桌上也早写有名牌，相熟的亲戚朋友会被照顾地安排到一起，若是个冒牌货，一番交谈下来难免露馅。

而且而且，咱们的姊妹团多忙啊，时刻打理着新娘的一切，还要陪着敬酒，陪着敬媳妇茶，吃饭的时间都没有，哪来的时间给你电哟～

有几个屎尿屁喷点其他就是一如既往的乏善可陈！

欧文威尔逊歪的古怪的鼻子瑞秋麦克亚当斯甜的醉人的微笑都不可谓是票房的保证，我想做到这一点后很多制片方都别无他求了！

反而艾拉费舍尔这清纯妹纸不经意的露点和小汽车同志的这种个性花瓶形象让我小小的惊喜了一下！

不过不得不说作为一部喜剧电影它的剧情设置上的细节还是看得出来花费很大心思的

Wedding Crasher这种职业是否真的存在？

汗，爆强。

John和Jeremy应该都是在工作中小有成绩的白领。

从开头的离婚财产分割调节来看，两人应该是lawyer。

所以说口才应该是不成问题。

而Jeremy的那段贯口活也的确不简单。

才能把这么多人玩弄于股掌之中。

看看长长的The Rules of Wedding Crashing就知道，Wedding Crasher的资格认证也不是随便什么人就能拿的。

两个主人公就是骗人上床，再拍拍屁股走人的混蛋，真不明白为什么会有这么多人上当。

片子看上去好像是浪荡公子游历花花世界，然后找到真爱的故事。

bullshit，这样子找法，他把女人当什么，选妃吗？

先上了再说，合适就继续，不合适就拜拜。

son of bitch。

居然说的出it also led me to you so it's impossible for me to completely regret it.简直不要脸。

一直对私生活不检点的人很反感。

骂骂就算了。

日子还要过呀。

毕竟是comedy，没必要太计较。

还是觉得片子一般，不知道这么会有这么好的票房，也许是我落伍了吧。